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Bleu d'Élizabeth is a brand used to commercially identify a farmhouse cheese made from thermized cow's milk produced organically in Canada, in the province of Quebec in Sainte-Élizabeth-de-Warwick. This brand belongs to the owners of the Louis d'Or farm.
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